Updating, updating, updating….

Alright ya’ll….figures that I would get a creative hair up My perfect ass! In the attempt to revamp and make some new additions to what is My ever evolving lifestyle, I am redoing My website.It isn’t anywhere near what or where I want it to be, but it will get the job done for now until I can find a trustworthy, creative and reliable programmer who can help Me fulfill My true vision.

For those of you also wondering, I will be getting a second line some point after the first of the year so that I will be better able to contact and communicate with My devoted little flock. This will allow Me to text and quite possibly even call My well-behaving little cucks and atm’s when they earn it in addition to opening up My call lines for even more ability to humiliate you all. Just think of it….I’m on a call with some pathetic loser who cant get off unless they are paying some Divine Being like Me to do so and I can use My other phone call one of My friends and rant about how much of a loser this person is. Gotta love it.

On a call now too…loving this new cam access I’ve been set up for on TalkSugar….you all can watch Me while I work! Gotta love it when I can kill two birds with one stone.

Now, if only I can figure out how to get wordpress’s download to actually work on My website, I’d be all set. Not getting much help or support there it seems. If anyone happens to have ideas or suggestions, I’ve posted about it in the installation forums over there. Keeps trying tell Me I already have it installed no matter how many times I delete all the databases and MySQL references I’ve set up to accomodate it.

So anyway…off to go work on the site some more. Will update more soon.

Oh….did I forget to mention the wonderful hard dicking I got earlier today? Yeah….TPO really knows how to take care of his Woman. *evil grin*

Till later….

~E

Update….

New webpage in process! Stay tuned!

Seems My weekend recap was eaten….

Which sucks cause it was a rather long and involved post. Apparently I have posted a little too much about My talksugar listings and there for have to cut back for some time on it. As an FYI….I now have cam access through talksugar. It’s available through one line….so make sure you pay attention to what you’re actually calling.

Long story short as I dont have the impetus to write it all out again….TPO and I had an AMAZING time in St. Augustine. Lots of sightseeing, shopping and sex – just like I like it. I was spoiled rotten (as I should be!) and reveled in every blessed second of it!

TPO was even kind enough to take some pics of Me for you hopeless idiots out there who are too weak and cowardly to attempt to truly serve Me. Maybe it will spark you to get off your ugly and pathetic ass to make something of yourself by surrendering to Me and converting to Eavan as your religion.

I am also in the process of revamping My website. Going to change things up a little as things have changed since I originally created My dogma. I am ever-evolving after all it seems.

I do have another photo shoot scheduled for this month and am looking quite forward to see what W/we are able to create with it. Also have another in the works for after the first of the year which will be more fetish based. Photo shoots aren’t cheap, I tell ya! Make sure you’re tithing to your Goddess regularly so you can reap the benefits of true servitude!

Lets see, lets see….what else?!

OH!

Yes! It’s Christmas time and you know what that means don’t you? PRESENTS!

I just simply LOVE to get presents!

Not sure what to get your Goddess this year?

1.) A Money Pak always works. you can email Me the number upon it after purchase to send in your tithe or tuition as well as get information on a monthly servitude arrangement.

2.) Palm Pixi – I still want one

3.) Digital Camera

4.) Candles are always a good bet for Me – especially Archipelago Botanicals in Madagascar or Stonehenge scents

Just for starters….

Anyway My devotees, it’s getting time for bed….

Till later…

~E

Really REALLY dislike it when…

monthly devotees not only dont pay their tuition in time but then give Me a NULL number for My Green Dot card on top of it.

Stupid little tomlinsissy was supposed to pay Me on the 1st. Lucky for him I am a benevolent Goddess and give a few days grace (things happen, I know this). I had to IM AND CALL the bastard to get a response and when I did….the number didn’t work.

tomlin – you realize I should post your number and have random members of the congregation (or anyone else that views this blog and would get a kick out of it) call you and harass the ever living shit out of you ,right? But again, I won’t. Why? Because you’re so fucking pathetic all it would make you do is wet yourself and have you in the fetal position in the corner somewhere and what good does that do Me other then the momentary satisfaction of your humiliation. It’s not the money you OWE Me…I’m not even enforcing the late fees cause theoretically you have till I wake up before those go into effect anyway. I know you’re already crapping in your panties anyway for having displeased Me.

And this, the day before I leave for My relaxing and enjoyable getaway!

Then, to almost add insult to injury…I’m speaking with chessy a while ago and he tells Me about going to pick up his friend from the airport tonight. How nice, I say and he tells Me it’s not a big deal; friend just has a court date tomorrow. I laugh about the company he keeps and he tells Me this friend is a good guy, just wracked up “several” DUI’s.

WTF?

First of all, these DUI’s are obviously in another state. Secondly, and I tell chessy this, several DUI’s does not a good guy make, it makes them fucking retarded and dangerous and he obviously can’t think for himself.

chessy then goes on to tell Me about how it’s just a cash making venture for the state; the new Chief of Police is focusing on traffic stops and not REAL crime like murder, rape, etc which apparently has increased.

I don’t give a flying fuck. One DUI and you can still be a good guy who just made a shitty assed decision. SEVERAL and your a chronic menace to society that should have your god damn license revoked permanently at the best, jail at the worst. How many lives did this jackass endanger when he was behind the wheel? If these are the times he was caught, and it’s SEVERAL, how many other times did he do it where he was lucky enough NOT to be caught? Statistically, if he didnt learn the first, or second time, then obviously he would keep doing it.

I warned chessy not to talk to Me about legal matters. It’s obviously safer for him that way.

All this, again, the DAY before I leave for My wonderful and much anticipated getaway. *sighs*

I’m in a mood obviously. So much so that it would be good to offer yourself as sacrifice. you know the rules, but I’ll post them again:

1.)

Sign up, purchase My items for sale and call. Not to mention, when you sign up, I get a little something extra….oh yeah, and you get $5 free towards your first call. Raise My rate and get your Goddess more exposure!

2.) Get Me a Money Pak. Use this site to locate a retailer nearest you that sells Green Dot products. Go to that retailer with money in your hot little horny hand, and purchase Me a Money Pak. Then rush home, get on your computer and email that Money Pak number to Me.

MAKE SURE YOU SEND ME THE RIGHT DAMN CODE!!!!

3.) Do both #1 & #2 and really get My attention.

Addendum to My previous posting –

Being fucked good and hard till I cum and then being licked clean is simply divine. Even more so when I have them on their knees rabid to please Me.

The countdown begins…

Only a short while before I get to leave for My weekend get-away. I must admit, I still get all girly-stupid excited when I travel anywhere, especially some place new. The joy of exploring someplace different; the food, the history. In 48 hours I will be on My way.

For all of you foot and/or nail fetishists out there, I will be getting My nails all prettified via a pedicure and fill on Friday. you want pics? Then you need to follow the instructions below.

For the rest of you wanting to contribute to My little expedition, there are a few ways you can please Me and make My jaunt all the more enjoyable.

1.)

Sign up, purchase My items for sale and call. Not to mention, when you sign up, I get a little something extra….oh yeah, and you get $5 free towards your first call. Raise My rate and get your Goddess more exposure!

2.) Get Me a Money Pak. Use this site to locate a retailer nearest you that sells Green Dot products. Go to that retailer with money in your hot little horny hand, and purchase Me a Money Pak. Then rush home, get on your computer and email that Money Pak number to Me.

3.) Do both #1 & #2 and really get My attention.

I also have monthly slave contracts available. Email Me for processing and details.

Lets see….in other news I have TPO on His way over to make sure I am well and truly tended to. Feeling a little randy…jealous?

I also have another photo shoot lined up for later this month. Looking forward to working with the photographer and seeing what is captured.

Working on another possible photo shoot, this one fetish related, after the first of the year. you want it? Follow #1 & #2 above! Photoshoots aren’t cheap you know!

Til later…

~E

Of Knights and Public Bathrooms….

I wanted to share some wonderful snippets of writing that a beloved little bitch of Mine wrote. For sake and purposes of My blog, I will call him ’squire’ as that is where all knights begin their training and he has earned such a name. These are taken directly from a small writing assignment I made him do for Me:

“….The orderly procedure of showering, shaving, getting my clothing together, making breakfast, making the bed, while trying to get out of the door on time takes up my thoughts… as being organized, or getting somewhere in a timely manner are areas where i’m quite weak and it’s evident. Knowing, in the back of my head, that You’d be watching, laughing, verbally abusing my slowness, or lack of planning for the day, causes me to throb again and, even in my mind… be shamed at my inadequacy. However, at the same time i shiver slightly with pleasure, knowing i’ve someone there who wants to shape me, mold me… fix my problems. Someone finally worth Serving… someone who is obviously heads and shoulders above me in every facet one can think of…..”

squire was ordered to go to a public restroom, which he did (hoping no one noticed the bulge in his pants), and smack his cock for Me.

“….But then, as i am wont to do, i fuck up; i get hard later, and return to the restroom to abuse the offending cock again… i happily let You know about it and You become angry… enraged i dared to do so without permission….i’m desperate to make You happy… tempted to leave right fucking THEN and get back home to punish myself… but i know i can’t. Your angry words cut deep, and i know i want to appease You. Instructions are given as to what i need to do when i get home, and the remainder of the hours seem to pass so slowly… i’m calmed though by You reminding me of my place, below You, not remotely equal to You and i almost felt forgiven, as if You understood or expected the fuckup from me….

….Finally i get home. i’m breathing faster, angry for upsetting You, but anticipating my punishment. Clothes come flying off and i realize my boxers and pants legs are soaked with precum pouring out of me all day. Of course, i confess this to You as well… and am met with scorn, as expected…..

….my thoughts are no longer solely my own; You’re there, lurking around the corner in even the most mundane thoughts… ghostly echoes of Your laughter teasing at the corners of my conscious mind. Fleeting images of being choked by You, tortured, beaten, yet pleasing You with my own flesh, being allowed to kneels and serve someone i’m literally coming to worship… someone I’m Deifying more and more on a daily basis…”

Now THAT, My devoted little slavelings, is how you appease Me. That is, of course, by no means the writing assignment entire – only snippets for you to devour and enjoy. I know I certainly did. I have called him squire because he equated his servitude to the chivalry that knights used to uphold in days of yor….not only to their Lord and Master, but to the Women that they pledged themselves to. I found it quite fitting.

I will be awake for a bit longer yet, and have some things to attend to. I of course have the phones on…..

you should call. I could use the laugh.

Holiday Spirit….

I spent My day decorating My wonderful little abode for the festive season quickly approaching. Tree is up, lit and decorated. Gotta love Florida and fake trees I tell ya! Plus, there is always a wonder in going through the ornaments and remembering one’s childhood – hung up next to the black gladss bulbs and Maleficent ornaments of course!

No shopping was had today and that makes Me a little sad. I should be out every day spending your hard earned money on that which pleases Me. So get off that lazy assed rump of yours and start sending all that money to Me! What the hell are you going to use it on anyway? you know I can spend it better and will enjoy it infinitely more.

How do you get it to Me? Well now little ATM, there are plenty of ways.

When this button right here ^ says “Call Me Now” it means I’m taking calls on TalkSugar and will either ignore you for My own amusement or else titillate, tantalize and otherwise destroy you.

If that button says “Unavailable” fret not little slaveling, for you can still click on it and purchase items from My SugarShop. A recording, a story I wrote and narrated for your pleasure and four different photo sets all for you to purchase and worship Me by.

Then there is always emailing Me to find out directly how you can send Me cash. I prefer Green Dot for such things as they allow you and I both the security and confidentiality without having to use pesky credit cards. you would go and purchase Me a Money Pak (the higher the amount, the better) and email Me the code that it includes. I would then use that code to load My own person card with the funds you have sent to Me and done! I’d be off spending your cash in an instant and it’s so painless….for Me at least!

Those are My preferred methods….which reminds Me…

tomlin, I know you’ll read this….your pay day is coming up very soon. I would hate for you to have to pay late fees! (Note: That is mocked sarcasm, of course!)

I was informed today that someone wants to fall asleep with their head between My thighs. Though I am not whole heartedly certain that this would be comfortable for Me, the idea is certainly intriguing….

With that thought, I’ll say adieu for the evening My flock…

Till later…

~E

Idiotic Neighbors and shopping in heels….

I completely forgot to mention yesterday about the neighbor who almost burnt the building down on Thanksgiving! Yeah. Moron. They have outside closets here, which none of Us are allowed to use. (Stupid, but I’ll be moving out soon enough so I don’t let it bother Me.)

I come home Thursday night to hear the alarms going off outside, see the truck in the parking lot and other neighbors (some, not all – again morons. Alarms are going off and you are still inside your apartment! Do you have a death wish?!) and see the alarm lights flashing at My end of the building. Joy. What a wonderful way to come home on a holiday.

Apparently, mucho-idioto decided it would be fun to try out his new grill – IN ONE OF THE OUTSIDE CLOSETS. Oh no, too damn lazy to bring it to the other side of the pool WHERE THE GRILL PIT IS to break it’s cherry there. Inside you need to totally lack common sense and show how fucking macho you are by endangering the whole building.

I offered the firefighters some ham and turkey. But then, I have a soft spot for first-responders.

*shakes head*

To add insult to injury now, I’m trying to enjoy a nice, quiet evening in with My fuzzy socks, comfy pajamas and Bailey’s spiked hot cocoa and have to deal with the moron downstairs playing his radio too loudly. I seem to be the only one left with any sense of neighborly respect.

I do, however, have the lines open.

Call. Do it Now. Be My whipping post.

I did spend the day shopping and for some ungodly reason I wore heels to do this. I was feeling rather saucy today. Course, now My poor little tootsies are screaming at Me for the error in judgment. I need a slaveling to give Me a massage…..

Fuzzy socks and hot chocolate….

Ah yes….it is beginning to feel a lot like Christmas! It will even more so when My lovely little slavelings start to send Me their Christmas cheer & gifts!

But tonight, in sunny Florida, the temperatures are FINALLY beginning to drop, and so I find Myself wearing My fuzzy socks (black, pink and white striped of course!), My VS black velvet pajama bottoms and a lightweight sweater in lieu of turning on the heat just yet. The hot cocoa is indeed in full swing. Sure, for some of you northern slavelings, 50 is tepid. But for My and My Florida blood, it’s down right chilly!

I love it.

I spent My Thanksgiving with Family, as well One should on such a day; giving thanks for all the blessings I have been bestowed already this year (of which there are numerous) and for the bounty I have, deservingly, been given. There are many, many more to come I feel and I whole-heartedly look forward to it.

you may be wondering WHY I am home on a Friday night and were you to be a part of the flock you would know and realized that I regularly take time for Myself at home – to turn on the phone lines, sit back and relax. Read a little, see who is brave enough to face My wrath/disdain and get some much needed beauty sleep.

I have, recently, booked a photo shoot in December of which I am looking forward to. New pics should be available for purchase on My TalkSugar account shortly there after. For now, there are four photosets already available for you to purchase, download and…enjoy.

I was woken up this morning relatively early with a call…I love that. Nothing better then starting the day off making money while I sleep.

I did venture out today in celebration of the holiday known affectionately as “Black Friday.” Really, I’m not certain what is so dark about it. There is nothing better then going out and not only experiencing the rush of the beginning of the gift giving season, but also the absolutely THRILL of getting something you desire less expensively. Leaves more room to purchase other things, after all. I was able to do some Christmas shopping and knocked off a few more presents for those deserving of such things from Me.

I am also beginning My countdown to My mini-cation next weekend. I am sincerely looking forward to wonder what is a new place to explore and to do it while they are starting their own holiday festivities. By the way, you all need to do everything you can to fatten My coffers for this excursion. Though The Privileged One will be My companion for this journey, I want to be spending some of My slavelings hard earned cash. Lords know I shouldn’t be spending My own at any rate.

But for now My darling devotees, I leave you with the thought of Me, enscounced in a book with you laying quite humbly at My fuzzy socked feet to act as My footstool.

Till later…

~E